10:09pm September 21, 2014



Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei


9:51pm September 21, 2014

Fandom Tropes I Hate


Mickey has a tiny dick - how cute!

This. Terry and Svetlana were being emasculating. I don’t know how to became endearing.

9:48pm September 21, 2014
9:47pm September 21, 2014


*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

9:47pm September 21, 2014
9:10pm September 21, 2014

you did it fuzzy, you busted ‘em. it’s time to come home.

12:21am September 21, 2014


this vine is too real

12:06am September 21, 2014
Anonymous asked: Any chance of you updating SHITW by the end of this week?

I’m about 9k words in with a few more scenes to go. I can’t say exactly when since some personal things have come up. Hopefully soon tho.

12:04am September 21, 2014
Anonymous asked: I'm just curious: what are your thoughts on Svetlana? I noticed that you never include her in your fics, just sometimes referring to her vaguely as a part of Mickey's past. Is this because you dislike her or because it's just easier to write for Ian & Mickey without that additional complication?

Long post ahead:

Let me answer the second part first. The fics I’ve written so far mostly involve Ian and Mickey starting over in a new place or meeting for the first time in an AU sitting. I actively avoid writing situations that involve Daddy/kid tropes for Mickey or Ian, so Svetlana/Yevgeny wouldn’t feature prominently in most of my writings. Funnily enough, my next story features Svetlana in a fairly significant role, so you might see her in my stories soon enough.

Overall, I’m pretty neutral on Svetlana. I’ll temporarily shift out of neutral given the scene I’m watching in the given moment. Svetlana taking the piss out of Mickey for his rash actions? Love her. Svetlana threatening Mickey with his abuser? Burning rage. Svetlana casually mentioning her horrific past. Protect her forever. But then the scene ends and the emotions ebb and I’m right back to neutral again.

The issue I have with Svetlana is that I don’t much view her as a fully fleshed out character as much as a continually moving plot device. Of course, this are just my own thoughts, possibly a very unpopular opinion and mileage will vary.

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11:16pm September 20, 2014


Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker



Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

10:54pm September 20, 2014
10:49pm September 20, 2014
10:29pm September 20, 2014



can we please talk about ian seeing mickey for the first time after months. CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE COULDN’T STOP STARING AND stopped just when mickey turned to him?! his eyes were fucking glued on him???? they didn’t leave mickey’s face for a second???






Can we all mention that even after all that time, when Mickey tells Ian to get up off that guy, Ian obeys???

10:20pm September 20, 2014



so I just hit 1K followers and I thought I’d do a follow forever to celebrate! I don’t follow a whole lot of blogs, so I’m just gonna name my currents favorites in no particular order:(probs doesn’t count as a follow forever then but whatever)

im-not-his-keeper ♥  themoonoversohocutegroot

hugakaiju, enneprompts, shamelessly-good-feels, jinkohamilton, queermccoy, noelfucker, isidoragoreshterr, mickeynmumbles, poisonousdame, noelfuckinfisher, mickeyslegs, gallavych, noelroeimfisher, gifshamelessus, langallagherr, iggvmilkovich, goodkwuestion, teamgallavich, magneticdice, gallavichthings, percy-action, shamelesscreencaps, noelfisherfans, mickeyandmumbles, svetlanamilkovich, fuckingtoughguy, teamwinchesterbros, toughguyuh, yevymilkovich

Thank you! ♥