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12:36am September 2, 2014
toughguyuh:

mu4stars: Just one more beautiful Shameless cast member!

Is this really what happens when white people find Jesus? Their hair lightens and they discover pastels? Meanwhile I’m over here paying to get my hair done like a sucker. 

toughguyuh:

mu4stars: Just one more beautiful Shameless cast member!

Is this really what happens when white people find Jesus? Their hair lightens and they discover pastels? Meanwhile I’m over here paying to get my hair done like a sucker. 

12:09am September 2, 2014
grav3yardgirl:

WHAT

grav3yardgirl:

WHAT

12:07am September 2, 2014
They have an ointment for that.

They have an ointment for that.

12:06am September 2, 2014
mysearchforself asked: Once you get this you must say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send this to 10 of your favourite followers. :)

onehittaquittah:

1 . I 

2. like

3. big

4. butts

5. I’m not a liar.

11:40pm September 1, 2014
Diplomatic Libra response. Kudos, from a fellow Libra. :-)

You know the deal. >.>

10:54pm September 1, 2014

omgwtfkvb replied to your post: anonymous said:I’m sure you’re an…

Tee hee long one.

You silly.

10:38pm September 1, 2014
Someone just bumped into me! Almost made me spill my tea!

Huh…you watch yourself now.

9:46pm September 1, 2014

ronandhermy replied to your post: anonymous said:I’m sure you’re an…

[cackles in the distance]

Shush you! *Plays “Season of the Witch”*

9:43pm September 1, 2014

clever-grl:

Say that again, I’ll rip your tongue outta your head. = I miss you too.

Hell’s he doing here? = Damn I really missed you.

Fronted a bunch of coke before I went in. Time to collect. = I missed you even more this time.

You need to call your family. = They missed you, but not as much as I did.

You left? I see you took all your shit. = We’ve only been separated a few hours and I already started to miss you.

You happy now? = I’m never going to risk missing you again.

Translations of Mickey Milkovich quotes

9:40pm September 1, 2014
Anonymous asked: I'm sure you're annoyed with people asking, but any idea on when the next chapter of SHITW will be up? If you've already answered this sorry! Btw SHITW is perfect <3

I’m not annoyed at all. ♥

SHITW should be up in a couple of days, I’m hoping. It’s shaping up to be another long one. 

9:27pm September 1, 2014

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

9:24pm September 1, 2014

synergyfox:

There’s some ships you ship… that have massive amounts of shippers right along with you. Then there’s the ships… those ships you have that are near and dear to your heart where you’re in a fucking canoe with like… four other people.

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8:14pm September 1, 2014
Anonymous asked: How do you explain the fact that women(gay or straight) write the best and hottest gay sex (at least in this fandom) ? Or am I wrong about that?

You’re asking me like it was the subject of my Human Sexuality doctoral dissertation. >.> It did get me thinking though, and I totally consulted my bff to try and figure it out. If we had to take a swing at guessing:

  1. Law of Averages: women also write some of the WORST erotica (gay or otherwise). Impossible actions, problematic messages, unsafe and painful practices, you name it, we’ve written it and tried to pass it off as hotness. If you wade through the trash heap of (fan)fiction long enough, you’ll find the gems.
  2. We form the majority of the erotica-writing fanfiction world: I’m certain there are guys in the fandom laying it down, but they do seem few and far between. I’m always curious about how many guys are actually involved in this side of fandom but I never know how to go about finding out. I’ve spoken to a few awesome dudes since I’ve entered the Shameless fandom, for example, but the fanfiction offerings seem to be overwhelmingly from women.
  3. We might be reading a man’s work and automatically assuming it’s by a woman. It’s possible. I know a few who write and write well. You can’t always guess the gender behind the pseudonym. 
  4. My friend and I were discussing that men and women write sex in divergent styles, for differing purposes. (My friend says dudes write hentai >.>). I love GRRM’s writing, but none of his sex scenes would ever get my motor running. The sex scenes I’ve seen written by men are used to convey character information, establish power dynamics, extend the male gaze and play into the male fantasy, which maybe effective for the story and the manner in which it’s being told, but isn’t always sexy and is frankly straight up gross at times. We just look for different things in our erotica, so it might not be that women are simply better at it, it’s just that we know what other women like and we cater to that.
7:30pm September 1, 2014

lyannadelrhaegar:

i did one of those things

7:24pm September 1, 2014